If your nails are too long, what girl is going to want them inside them? Manicures are incredibly relaxing and cheap (especially if you're not getting polish as the ladies do, but if you're into that I don't judge).
If they're dirty, they're definitely not going to let you slip a finger in, no matter how good the make-out sesh is. Throw down 15 dollars every few weeks to get your nails done and a pretty killer forearm massage.
However, to some of you reading, the concept of decent hygiene has managed to elude you even into your adulthood.
Before going out on a date, or to a bar to pick up girls, or having a girl over for a dick appointment, you best take a shower.
Because thousands of new dates and relationships start every day on Absolute, we ask that you take responsibility to practice safe sex and not spread rumors if you see someone you know here.