Advertise it with names like My Hands For You, Cowboy Wannabe, Handyman Can, Flea Market Flipper, Down Dirty Dude, or Strongnot Silent. Bloomberg sends you alerts when your blue chips are getting bluer.
Get it right out there in the open with your username, including Wall Street Wolf, Ticker Toggler, 2Martini Lunch, Biz Bashing Bro, Lean Litigator, or Startup Steve. That’s the way you were raised, and, gosh darn it, that’s the way you want to raise your hypothetical kids. You can tell the RBI of every DH not on the DL in the AL or NL.
The most expensive item in your closet is a limited edition Tom Brady jersey. You need to have someone at your side who definitely knows this is your bag, baby.
Maybe it’s yoga on the weekends or spinning before work. It could be that you simply enjoy being outside, whether it’s hiking, biking, or kayaking.
Whatever it is, being outdoors and/or keeping fit is important to you. For the yogi/spinner, try Stretch NCycle, Spin2Fit, or Downward Digging It. In the meantime, you want to make sure your match is into the same things you are.
If you’re a hardcore athlete, try Live2Run, Bike Swim Run, or Phitness Phreak. Of course, you’ll mention it in the profile, but take this opportunity to show how creative you are (and how specific your references can be.) Ygritte And Go, Gamr Grl, Tiny Trekkie, Mendelivelife, Arwen Star, and STEMIAM might be some good options. You follow the latest trends, can spot a Chinatown-fake Gucci a mile away, and always have the right shoes for the right occasion.